So I was on FML and out of all the different ones I read I decided to pick the ones I thought made into the top 10 worse break up stories and comment on them.
Question: Can you think of a worse way to be broken up with?

1. "Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook."

- This is just wrong, I'm not really sure what to say.

2. "Today, I woke to find my boyfriend of 2 years gone. I saw my little sister's talking bear at the bottom of my bed, it said "squeeze me" so I squeezed it and it said "it's over." It was my boyfriends voice. I was dumped by a talking bear."

-Wow, that just sucks. At least the guy was creative though... really I enjoyed reading this, but if it happen to me I'd be so mad. Then many years later laugh about getting dumped by a bear.

3. “Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about."

-Why? The guy could have waited until after her birthday.

4. "Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had payed the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost."

-I think the guy shouldn't have been thinking about marrying her when he obviously didn't know her that well.

5. "Today, my boyfriend of 17 months, the first guy to tell me he loves me, the guy I lost my virginity to, the only guy whose parents I've met, told me we should stop 'hooking up' because it's weird that I was telling everyone we were a couple and it was ruining his chances of finding a girlfriend."

- ... I feel so sorry for her. The guy is a jerk.

6. "Today, my boyfriend, and best friend, had baked a cake, and wouldnt tell anyone who it was for. When I asked he said I'd know soon. He met me after class to break up with me and offered me the cake to make me feel better."

- A CAKE! A cake won't make her feel better! I think it's really bad though that her best friend helped make the cake. Well it's kind of creative.

7. "Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "Shit! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend."

-I would have thought the same thing... That guy is a jerk, end of story.

8. "Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game."

-That's just sad. What is the world comming too. Maybe we do are a reason to worry now a day when our boyfriends go on and on about what a nice ass or boobs a video game character has... I can't take to much of it without wondering if I'm good enough. I feel this persons pain, only not.

9. "Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey."

-An internet survey? ... I never believe those thing, it's something to do when you are bored. A computer CAN'T tell you if you are right for another person.

10. "Today, my car got a flat tire. I jacked up my car, removed the flat and went to get my spare out of the trunk. Where my spare is supposed to be I found a note. It said "You're a bitch - John". John is my ex boyfriend. He borrowed my car the day we broke up, apparently he stole my spare tire too."

-It wasn't enough for him to break up with her... he needed to steal from her too.

Extra:

This guy missed his own wedding…
"Today, I woke up a little after seven. I felt sick to my stomach because last night was my bachelor party and I drank more than I ever have before. I checked my phone, and I had received 42 missed calls. It was seven o'clock pm. Today was my wedding day."


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